parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora
It’s their fedaura.
why don’t you make like a tree and
Birnam Wood’s on the march
|—||me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via circumcising)|
Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs
someone catcalled at me while i was in the parkway with my dog and i got pissed and threw the bag of dog poop at their car and it went through their open window as they drove away and i guess that’s one way to send a message
THEYRE STILL FRIENDS
Have you ever met someone
And theyre so fucking perfect in everyway.
And maybe they arent perfect to everybody, but to you theyre just absolutely amazing.
The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.
This is you.
I wish I was this for someone.